Success is relative - the more success, the more relatives.

Better days will come. And they will known as Saturdays and Sundays.

Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is your list of naughty girls

Bacteria, it's the only culture some people have!

If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?

We must believe in free will. We have no choice.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

People who think they're perfect are very annoying to those of us who really are.