MSN out :)

@ iCartoon

the mouse

"Joe Blow says that when he upgraded to 10.4
his mouse stopped working entirely.
Don't install MacOS 10.4 or your mouse stops working."

Ten minutes later

"Joe says he fixed it,
the cat pulled it out of the USB socket."

Dress your baby like an Apple iPod

Books for Dummies

Super Odie

NeoOffice/J 1.1

NeoOffice/J 1.1 Final is released!

After years of development and testing, we've reached a fully stable final release. It is based off of OpenOffice.org 1.1.4 and has many user requested and community funded improvements. It's also available in over 40 different languages. Download your copy today!

NeoOffice is the main development project for making OpenOffice.org to run natively on MacOS X. It is a free software port of OpenOffice.org to the MacOS X platform.

Full featured office productivity suite including word processing, spreadsheet, presentation, vector drawing, database, and macro functionality. It can be used as a free alternative to Microsoft Office:Mac. You can exchange documents with Microsoft Office and OpenOffice.org users, even on other platforms!

NeoOffice/J uses a combination of Carbon and Java to make a truly native open source office suite. It has all of the features of OpenOffice.org 1.1 X11 and more! NeoOffice/J features Aqua menus in the 1.1 release.

Sun Chips

"Jusht amashing"

Apple >>>

a whole new me

inglês avançado...

Em português:
Três bruxas olham para três relógios Swatch.
Que bruxa olha para que relógio Swatch?

Agora em inglês...
Three witches watch three Swatch watches.
Which witch watches which Swatch watch?

going downtown